(Noun) A mystical wizard who ejaculates on your forehead leaving a sparkling teardrop shaped jizzlob right between your eyes, commonly found at an EDM festival. This is a high honor, and those bespeckled should wear it with pride. Note: Do not look directly into the Jizzard's eyes when he blesses you.
by CleeTorith February 21, 2023
A Jizzard is a Blizzard made out of Jizz. It may also refer to a parody of The Blizzard of Oz, The Jizzard of Drake. for an example
Ozzy:"Hey man, have you listened to my Blizzard of Oz album?"
Zakk:"Yeah, I have, but I prefer the Jizzard of Zakk, haha."
Zakk:"Yeah, I have, but I prefer the Jizzard of Zakk, haha."
by UncleJizzy April 04, 2010
The reason the world will end in 2012. Dairy Queen's overpriced products will trigger DQ product designers to desperately create a mixture of porn and ice cream to promote sales: the "Jizzard." The resulting atrocity will herald the collapse of the Earth's civilizations.
I would like a number 69 with an Oreo Breasticle Jizzard instead of the Pepsi.
Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.
Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.
by Mighara June 24, 2010
by Gahd February 19, 2014
Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.
Person number 1
"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2
"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."
"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2
"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."
by Dragonsomen April 16, 2014
Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.
by Sand Acres March 21, 2016
A jizz worthy rap group with consits of Blowjob Bill, Grand Master Orgy, Master B Mike, Whos Your Daddy Denis, and Tity Tasha.
The jizzards of ozz rule!!!!
by Master B Man May 22, 2008