jizzard

A spermacious lizard

Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.

by Orly's October 4, 2005

Jizzard

The act of one man ejaculating into/onto another mans penis while the other does the same.

"Last night my boyfriend and I had a jizzard in the public bathroom

by Gahd February 21, 2014

jizzard

The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.

Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!

by Andrew aka Dirdy Sanchez September 27, 2003

jizzard

A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.

"My friend Cory is a jizzard."

by Lenniz August 24, 2006

Jizzard

A Klu Klux Klan member who enjoys masturbation.

Yo, that guy over there is a the grand jizzard.

by Bobojizz October 2, 2018

Jizzard

When you nut in the detection of a fan and sprays every

Yo dude I caused a jizzard

by Liam power April 22, 2020

Jizzard

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…

Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.

by Stoney69 November 24, 2023