Dick Jitters

When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."

I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!

by Neptunium January 17, 2009

Shitter Jitters

A feeling of fright or uneasiness about defecating in a public or foreign bathroom.

Dave: Why is John so pale and nervous?

Walter: Oh, he just has a bad case of the Shitter Jitters because we're at a party and he has to drop a deuce.

by Silver Panther April 27, 2010

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016

titter jitters

mini-orgasms you only feel in your boobs

boy: "yeahh babe lets get it on!"
girl: "sorry hun, i plan on staying a virgin for a while."
boy: "ah don't worry, lets just go for some titter jitters"
girl: "ok!"

by jkackdertree August 29, 2010

Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.

Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.

by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019

piss jitters

The feeling you get when you urinate.

"Do you ever shiver when you pee? Yeah, I get the piss jitters every time!!"

by JohnyNFullEffect March 13, 2009

doug jitters

flinching every time a person moves because of playing war games 24/7

Let's go do something in front of that guy who has doug jitters.

by SunnyJ November 15, 2007