Mike had a nightmare the night before he went in for his physical. He was worried about making jism while he was being checked for cancer.
by quality control January 30, 2005
Get the jismmug. Tim: Holy jism on a cracker jenny did you see that?
Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
by Falkinor December 15, 2004
Get the jismmug. "your jism is mesmerizing "
by Junkdumper January 26, 2009
Get the Jismmug. something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.
damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!
if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
by michelle216753421 May 12, 2007
Get the jismmug. The substance that takes the form of a small projectile as a result of a sexual act, often blinding the other person involved in the activity.
OhNoes!!!1, Tim blinded Helen with his jism!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!
by Maxyy March 17, 2008
Get the jismmug. Unbelievably, sometimes impossibly, high skill level along with great speeds to do actions of low possibly with ease.
My friends a-jism during video games allows for multiple kills in the matter of seconds, during lag.
by Logan D. June 18, 2008
Get the a-jismmug. 