jiggamatize

To take a rice burner (Honda, Toyota, etc...) and tune it into a street legal race car. Looks and performance are both important.

Similar but different from ghettomatize.

He jiggamatized his Honda into 9 second straight shooter.

by Kyle Chandler March 29, 2004

jiggowatt

Misspronounciation of the Gigawatt measurement of energy, most famously used in the film Back To The Future (1985) in a discussion between Doc Brown and Marty McFly on the subject of powering the doctor's freaking awesome DeLorean.

"1.23 Jiggowatts?!?!?!"

by A. Robert Dowson August 21, 2006

jigawatt

In physics, a measurement utilized to measure Jay-Z's power output. The actual number of jigawatts is variable of course, depending on his mood and stamina.

Great Scott, Marty! During that last concert Jay-Z produced enough Jigawatts to fry the flux capacitor on the Delorean....now you'll never get back to 1988!

by dirkdiggler186 January 11, 2008

Jiggawatt

A form of Black power. The name is derived from the fusing of the words Jiggaboo (referring to a Black person, AKA a "nigger") and Gigawatt, which is a unit of power. A Jiggawatt is generally more powerful than a Gigawatt, because the speed of black is always faster. One may determine the Jiggawatt output by affixing an Ohmmeter or multimeter to the subject, prefferbly the nostrils and having them clench a fist.

When we hooked up to a multimeter to Malcolm X to get an estimate of how many Jiggawatt 's he was was putting out per speech; the meter went from "Oh hell no", all the way up to "Fo shizzle"

by kmfdm665attak November 16, 2010

Jigawatt

(n.) An overtly intelligent black person; one who shuns the 'street' image espoused by his rap-worshipping peers.

Dude, check out that negro with the bow tie and cravat.
Yeah, he's a real jigawatt.

by barn door February 25, 2009

jiggawatt

the jiggle from a slap, or grab of a phat booty

damn that girl gotta jiggawatt

by hewhebsb November 3, 2021

Jiggawatt

A monster that resides in a CPU. Shining light on the processor will increase the size of the Jiggawatt, thereby making your computer faster. Always have a mirror on hand in case the Jiggawatt gets too large - a Compact Disc will do - as the Jiggawatt only retreats when shown an image of itself. A Jiggawatt is affected by the number of Hertz in your motherboard. Sellotaping disc drives to yourself upsets the balance of the Hertz and makes it safe to approach the Jiggawatt.

"Dave donned his suit of disc drives, grasped his CD and prepared to fight the Jiggawatt.

by Dr C Niall DeMencha March 4, 2014