Jid

a jid is a nickname gave to a man with a massive wanger. you can only give this nickname to a person with the initial J and is a yid. i love football

what’s up my nig word
what’s up jid you’re looking hella jewish today icl

hey jude you jewish piece of shit
i really don’t like that name please change it
okay, you’re jid the yid. how do you like me now
my cock just got hard and hit the ceiling 😈

by Jid the Yid August 29, 2022

Jid

The natural evolution of the words 'la', 'lad', 'lid', and 'lerd'. A term of enderement used to describe a person of sound nature. Scouse in origin and used in a similar way that 'mate' and 'dude' are by cockneys and surfers respectively

'Pass dat magic der jid.', 'Sapnin jid?', 'Safe jid.'

by maheemahee April 7, 2008

Jid

Word used to describe perfectly a jackass who is also an idiot. Some times the idiot is not a jackass, but infact Jewish so they are still a "Jid".

Cody was playing on his webcam mooning people but left it open so his mom could see..What a jid.

Cody told Libbee she smelt funny. Now, she is chasing him with a sharp object. What a jid!

by JidLady August 26, 2013

JID

Jaw is dropped. An acronym used when you receive a text that causes you to open your mouth in disbelief or shock

Austin texted Emily "JID" after she texted him about her view on the patriarchy.

by AshlynBeck September 4, 2015

Jid Straw

A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.

"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

jid

unripe; immature

"That banana is so jid," said Robert.
"Yeah, it's so unripe, it's green, it is jid!" said Mark.

by KayLanaBee January 20, 2025

jid

Unripe, as in fruit. It also can be applied to immature behavior. Derogatory and not a good thing to be.

"You're being so jid right now!"
"That banana is jid."

by acartia23 January 20, 2025