Jid

a jid is a nickname gave to a man with a massive wanger. you can only give this nickname to a person with the initial J and is a yid. i love football

what’s up my nig word
what’s up jid you’re looking hella jewish today icl

hey jude you jewish piece of shit
i really don’t like that name please change it
okay, you’re jid the yid. how do you like me now
my cock just got hard and hit the ceiling 😈

by Jid the Yid August 29, 2022

Jid

The natural evolution of the words 'la', 'lad', 'lid', and 'lerd'. A term of enderement used to describe a person of sound nature. Scouse in origin and used in a similar way that 'mate' and 'dude' are by cockneys and surfers respectively

'Pass dat magic der jid.', 'Sapnin jid?', 'Safe jid.'

by maheemahee April 7, 2008

Jid

Word used to describe perfectly a jackass who is also an idiot. Some times the idiot is not a jackass, but infact Jewish so they are still a "Jid".

Cody was playing on his webcam mooning people but left it open so his mom could see..What a jid.

Cody told Libbee she smelt funny. Now, she is chasing him with a sharp object. What a jid!

by JidLady August 26, 2013

JID

Jaw is dropped. An acronym used when you receive a text that causes you to open your mouth in disbelief or shock

Austin texted Emily "JID" after she texted him about her view on the patriarchy.

by AshlynBeck September 4, 2015

Jid Straw

A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.

"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

Tiny Jid

A tiny Jid is a small creature native to Wymondham but has migrated to the West Midlands. You can find a Tiny Jid working in a massive fast food chain or attacking elderly civillians for drug money to fuel its massive drug addiction, normally a nocturnal creature, it can sometimes be seen during the day. Although this tiny skittish creature may look very pretty, approachable and harmless, DO NOT approach under any circumstances, for like the Honey badger, although this creature is small it is VERY violent and dangerous and will attack on site. A Tiny Jib can be identified by the look of disdain on its face, it's various changing hair colours and skittish nature. DO NOT APPROACH.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TINY JID????

Guy 2: stay calm, keep your drugs in your pocket and eye contact maintained and back away slowly.

by MrJinnMan October 17, 2022

jidding

eatting shit with your feat

Omg Steve was jidding so much yesterday he must have ate like 4000 calories!

by cumsock89 March 10, 2022