Jewshbag 

A Jewish douchebag - (pronounced joosh-bag)

My father didn't give me anything for my barmitzvah.... he's such a Jewshbag

Jewshbag by Long Island Stew January 11, 2009

Jeshua 

Jesus. An all around cool Christian boi. Absolutely gorgeous and attracts girls, but rejects most of them. He is very tall and black and never curses. Pretty prideful, but it helps him achieve his goals. Probably really smart with a 4.0 GPA, but complains about having bad grades. Great in a fight and will beat you up if you insult his hair.

Bozo: Hey, who is Jeshua?
Intellectual: Die.
Bozo: *Dies*

Jeshua by JJWilly420 September 5, 2021

Jewshbag 

A person who practices Judaism and that acts like a douche bag.

Harvey Goldstein is a real jewshbag for giving us homework over the weekend!

Jewshbag by ATrain9 October 1, 2008

Jewshbag 

A person that is both a Jew bagle and a FUCKIN Douchebag

-Damn that guy is a Fuckin Jewshbag!!!!

-Ya fuck that guy!!

Jewshbag by DPR-DG4L December 7, 2009

Jewshbag 

a compound word usually used to insult someone by calling them a jew and a douchebag at the same time

Dude those stoners at the park were bein fuckn dumbass jewshbags when the police showed up.

Jewshbag by RapistTheClown October 16, 2009

jewshbaggery 

Actions that are/would be performed by a jewshbag.

Dave is hated for all the jewshbaggery he does in everyday life.

jewshbaggery by 405Stinky May 5, 2005

jeshuah 

He is the meaning of perfection. He is smart as fuck, most of the times faster than a calculator. He will make you question your existence because of how perfect he is. He is athletic and can run faster than the speed of light. Be sure to close your eyes when he is near you, because most likely you can not handle his awesomeness. He is hotter than the whole frickin sun. Even the most straight boys get a boner when they see that big chunky ass. The only reason that he is still a virgin is because he is scared that his penis is too large and it might kill someone.

by his homie, Arman

Do you see that guy over there dating with maya. Yeah he is almost an jeshuah

jeshuah by yomombiggay June 22, 2020