jewton

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005

Jewcon

to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!

Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

or

Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...

by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009

JewPenn

A name given to Upenn for the abundance of people of jewish heritage.

I got into an ivy league school, so I decided to go to Jewpenn

by steve, a jew December 9, 2004

JewMonger

1. A person who sells people of the Jewish faith.

2. Wow, look at that JewMonger stand on the corner!

by Clarke... October 12, 2006

Jewgon

The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.

I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.

by Joevan December 21, 2010

Jewpocalypse

The Jewpocalypse is the apocalypse like event that will occur in 2012. Much like the Holocaust that happened in the 1940's. In this event, the Jewish community will rise up and attempt to take over the Non-Jews of the world. In this, the most blue-eyed blond haired people will instinctively rise up as leaders of the Non-Jews. So, in other words, befriend many Aryans while you can. The Mayan interpretation is only a cover up for the somewhat Anti-Semitic Jewpocalypse.

GUY: So, have you heard about the Jewpocalypse?
GIRL: What the hell is that?
GUY: Oh, it's the end of the world.

by Apple Simpson September 6, 2009

jewpanese

A person who is part Jewish and part Japanese. The one race which is superior to all others. Unfortunately, I only know of one existing.

"I hate spicks, gooks, and niggers, but I love the Jewpanese!"

"What the fuck!?"

by Jeebus Christ August 10, 2004