Jewdoba 

Jewdoba is the "restaurant" you go to when you eat leftovers at your desk instead of going to lunch with everyone else.

Ron: Hey man, we're goin' to Arby's, wanna go?
Tim: No thanks, I'm eatin' Jewdoba today.
Ron: Ooof, that place sucks.

Jewdoba by boat butter February 20, 2009

Jewmobile 

A car that mainly Jews travel in. Usually very expensive, but not pimped.Jewmobiles include Cadillacs, BMWs, and various other expensive cars.

Oh man that was one awesome Jewmobile that we passed back there.

Jewmobile by Jewmobile Rider May 18, 2009

Jew-Job 

(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.

1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"

Jew-Job by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

New York Jew Job 

When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.

"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"

"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."

New York Jew Job by Michael Dyakool January 6, 2008

Jewkob 

A jewish person with the name Jakob. He normally owes people money, but is very rich himself. The nickname "Jewkob" can also refer to a non jewish person with the name Jakob, but shows stereotypical jewish traits and owe people money.

Jewkob owes me £10 from when I brought him lunch.

My friend Jewkob is actually called Jakob!
Why you such a bitch ass scrub Jewkob.

Jewkob by Dat Boi Dielon September 7, 2017

jewoblery 

Of or relating to something that makes no sense what so ever. No common sense was applied. Usually relating to chain of command decisions.

Work's jewoblery today is at an all time high!

jewoblery by Hay-ness on behalf of G-money September 2, 2007

Jewcob 

Nickname for a person of Jewish decent named Jacob. Often used to degrade someone with the tendencies of being cheap, frugal, or just jibbery-style mooching.

Man, Jacob.. I mean Jewcob has been crashing on our couch for 8 months, when's he leaving?

Jewcob by Bluegrass Sunshine May 10, 2018