jewcation

A low budget vacation.

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

by canyousmellwhtthetrumpiscookin June 29, 2019

jewcakes

The round natural plumpness of a Jewish girl's breasts

Wow! Did you see that?! She has some nice jewcakes!

by nutruera May 16, 2006

jewcation

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.

Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.

by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

Jewrat

A person who is Jewish or displays traits commonly attributed to one who is Jewish. This person exhibits greed, selfishness, prejudice toward any non-Jewrats, and a generally hypocritical view toward life. A full-blooded Jewrat will often have a prominently bridged, larger than life nose. Audibly, the Jewrat can be heard from great distance by either jingling pockets or over-annunciated speech, or both.

Jimmy waited outside patiently for Synagogue to end, at which time he tossed a shiny penny into the crowd and watched as the Jewrats tore each other limb-from-limb in an attempt to increase their wealth.

Give me back my dollar you Jewrat!

by Jigga-Zilla January 6, 2009

Jewlatto

A Jewlatto is a mixed Jew (ethnicity wise); from "mulatto." A jewlatto is someone who is of mixed Jewish ethnicity/race, usually half.

It's meaning and construction is similar to "Halfrican."

Does not pertain necessarily to Judaism (the ancient and traditional religion of Jews), but rather to a person's ethnic/racial heritage.

Lin Goldberg is a Jewlatto...she is half Jewish, half Chinese.

by A.J. Wassermann February 22, 2007

jewcut

a word used to described a threatening action. To cut/stab/slice someone in their penis

if you dont shut up, im going to jewcut you.

by Jasen B July 30, 2010

jewbat

the act or state of being really stoned, and not offering any munchies to friends; usually while sitting on the couch watching the discovery channel in hi-def.

Being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.

Clifton is being a jewbat, and won't move feed me.

Clifton is a jewbat at the headshop.

by eeeeek August 17, 2009