jessica alba
jessica alba by JPaCh January 20, 2006
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jessica alba
The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
jessica alba by Allan S December 28, 2005
Jessica Alba
A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.
I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...
Jessica Alba by Van De Brink April 12, 2007
jessica alba
An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.
jessica alba by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007
Jessica Alba
A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.
Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
Jessica Alba by the.marionette March 4, 2008
jessica alba
1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!
Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.
2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.
2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.
Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
jessica alba by twistedbabydoll August 15, 2007
Jessica Alba
She is a multiracial actress who has a natural beauty and is intelligent, But has no talent in what she does for a living. In Hollywood...she is appreciated and rewarded only for her looks.
Women in movie theater: Wow Jessica Alba is so pretty and has the perfect "look" for this role!! but she's such a bad actress in it. Maybe she should go into modeling instead.
Jessica Alba by Shabonki 86 December 12, 2008