One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.
Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).
Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).
Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.
by Wong Bong August 24, 2009
Jerry Seinfelding: - A Very Annoying Person - the act of one Jewing around about useless shit that will not make a difference Ex. Prices of something/The act of another person/, Complaining about something for no apparent reason yet not making your point clear Ex. Complaining about something so ridiculous, it gets annoying and you want to punch the person in the mouth, Arguing uncontrollably about someones stance, skin color, Price compared to another Price, A specific way someone says a word and or The price of the Chinese food you order all the time.
Mom: Alright if you want to ride your bike you have to wear a helmet.
Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.
Mom: Then you can't go out.
Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.
Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull
Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.
Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.
Mom: Then you can't go out.
Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.
Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull
Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.
by Chris Toh Fah September 08, 2010
The act of a girl giving a man oral sex and when the girl is swallowing the guy says a joke and the girl laughs so hard that male discharge comes out of the girls nose. Just like laughing and drinking milk.
by CHILIZZZNUM1 June 06, 2006
1.) An extremely unfunny comedian who's hit TV show depended on the excellent acting skills of every other character in the show as well as the writing contributions of Larry David.
2.) Anyone who gets to the top by riding on the coattails of others and claims they are the sole reason for their success.
2.) Anyone who gets to the top by riding on the coattails of others and claims they are the sole reason for their success.
by Teepeetree November 13, 2017