Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 15, 2003

Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings

Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!

by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019

Jerk Off

when u and ur friend decide to jerk off together and see who can last the longest.

hey do u wanna have a jerk off and see who can last the longest?

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

jerk off

slang for masturbating excessively

Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off

by streetz101 October 23, 2005

jerk off

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Jerk off

a dance off involving the move the jerk

once the jerk has been done in the dance off it has officially become a jerk off...no backsies

"yo dude, tommy can dance"

"i know bro...he totally smoked those guys in a jerk off"

by spenzarrr September 2, 2009

Jerk off

your ass hole ex boyfriend who left you for a whore and now talks shit about you

Michael is such a Jerk off, i can't believe he left Shelby for Julie.

by Nicole Mendoza December 7, 2006