Jerico

A.k.a Mr. Steal Your Girl. A tough boy who will throw punches the second you threaten their friends or family, so be careful around them. Intimidating with the eyes of a lion but also very caring, loving, dedicated, and passionate.

Did you hear that Jerico stole one of the jocks girlfriends? They're going to have a fight after school. My money is on Jerico...

by Bull_the_Cow November 13, 2016

jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008

jerkomatic

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

Consult Professor Hans Jerkov

To wank

When I'm got getting any, I consult Professor Hans Jerkov

by Dollarbill85 September 1, 2010

jerkolater

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

Jerkout

Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.

I got a serious jerkout after watching Anal Masters six times in a row last night.

by TayRexz April 21, 2011

Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.

You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.

by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010