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jelly donut surprise

when you go down on a girl and realize she's on her period.
I went down on her and got the best jelly donut surprise
by MarlonS March 4, 2008
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glazed jelly donut

The process in which you ejaculate all over a girl's face, and then proceed to punch her in the nose.
by Fighter Hayabusa July 6, 2003
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jelly donut

When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.
Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"
by sikwill October 21, 2005
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jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004
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Powdered Jelly Donut

Snorting cocaine off of your friend's puckered asshole
Me:
Bro i got a Powdered Jelly Donut last night if you know what i mean ;)

You:
What the fuck?
by Pugachev01 September 10, 2022
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jelly donut

when a guy creampies a girl's ass then stuffs a donut between her cheeks and eats the gooey center.
Girl: Now that we're done, you want to grab some dinner?

Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.
by shannymac August 10, 2012
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Jelly donut

Verb:

To ejaculate inside a female while on her period, then to perform cunnilingus'.
Eat my bloody, cum filled pussy bitch! Yeah! You eat that jelly donut! MMM...... GOOD!
by Kitten_innards April 10, 2010
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