jewche bag

A douche bag that happens to be of the Jewish faith.

I hate that dude. he's a jewche bag.

by rywo July 22, 2009

Jewchebag

The kind of Jewish guy that gives all Jews a bad name. He womanizes about women he'll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. He has gelled hair that borders on Guido-offensive and won't get off of his Blackberry.

Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.

Did you hear Jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? He mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. What a Jewchebag.

by s0sarasaid October 20, 2011

Jerchel

A young talented beautiful women who is smart and a rock star and speaks her mind she likes guy things and is a tom boy she loves animals and pets shes funny and has a goid taste in clothes and is not only known as a family meber she is a LORD in anything and stands on top of every one

Jerchel us so young and talented i wish i was her i would love to be her any day

by remendesa November 1, 2014

Jewche

A combination of the words Jew and douche. Being a Jewche is worse than being called a Jew or a douche alone.

Man, that dude is a freakin Jewche. I can't stand his ass.

by sireus February 8, 2009

Jeech Off

To masturbate, especially with semen spraying all over the place.

I saw my dog jeech off last evenin'.

That sucks shitass yo.

by Meering1 November 29, 2010

jenchoi

that which is owned by joepark

I happened to pass by a jenchoi and wanted to pick it up, but I didn't because I realized it wasn't mine.

Gosh I wish someone would buy me a jenchoi, but it's not purchasable because it's already owned.

by drinkthatmilk November 30, 2009

Jerch

Jew church

I dated a girl a few years back who went to jerch every week.

by Cullend March 9, 2017