by Lindsay December 8, 2003
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by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015
Get the Jebus Crisp mug.Is a guy with a dick as big as a horses. If Jeclub has intercourse with you, all your internal organs will be messed up.
O my fucking god, that girl got analed by Jeclub. She is in the hospital now, because her internal organs are bruised.
by bigbootybitches121212 November 22, 2011
Get the Jeclub mug.N. A group of ugly or unattractive girls moving in a pack. The collective average rating for this group is around a 3, and the group usually centers around a queen jebus, who is often the charismatic and better looking leader with around a 4 rating. The term is derived from the uncontrollable yelling of "JEBUS" every time a jebus crew is sighted.
"Holy shit look at that jebus crew walking out from the math and science club's all you can eat cake fundraiser."
"JEBUS"
"JEBUS"
by Ihavenoclue July 9, 2009
Get the Jebus Crew mug.feeling or showing envy of someone because of their sex life or intimate relationships and displaying it in a reactivate, manipulative, or dishonest manner.
Jealust- when you want another person's sex life and make manipulative and dishonest attempts to take it from them.
"She's jealust over me because she knows my man ****s my brains out at least six times a week."
"She's psycho jealust! Like Single White Female jealust! She told my girl I might have AIDS, jealust!"
"Jealust much???"
"You know that little punk's jealust because we ****, right?"
"I tampered with your husband's fertility test results because I'm jealust and I want you and I'm sorry."
"She's jealust over me because she knows my man ****s my brains out at least six times a week."
"She's psycho jealust! Like Single White Female jealust! She told my girl I might have AIDS, jealust!"
"Jealust much???"
"You know that little punk's jealust because we ****, right?"
"I tampered with your husband's fertility test results because I'm jealust and I want you and I'm sorry."
by Solarcero_de_Rais November 4, 2018
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"Whoah dude, that's tight!"
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by Zizoman123 April 5, 2022
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