The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.
by pianodon July 13, 2010
Get the jaywalking mug.Jaywalking is a law, sometimes enforced on certain streets, that consists of an individual walking in between street intersections.
Person: Hm... I don't wana cross the street in front here.... and then cross it again to the right.
StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not
Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.
Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)
StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not
Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.
Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)
by OnliiJorge May 25, 2009
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Walking around outside while chiefing cannabis.
Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.
Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.
"Damn bruh, you're too smacked already? You just showed up!"
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."
by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 15, 2023
Get the Jaywalking mug.Walking alone at night into a very sketchy neighborhood for entertainment purposes.............Or because your just a bad MOTHERFUCKER like TREY TREY!
Street thug #1 "Aye boi, whatchu doin walkin around on my turf, This BLOCK belongs to the STREET THUGZ!"
Street thug #2 "Yea this aint no place fo Joywalking bes turn yo lil goof ass round befoe I take yo shoes cuz!"
Trey Trey " I do this for fun punk" *Grabs pistol and immediately shoots up every crib on the block disregarding any & all human life"
Street thug #3 "awh shit run this mf stupid wild!
Street thugs 1 and 2 "WE GONE!"
Trey Trey "THATS WHAT I THOT YOU LIL WANNABE GANGBANGERS I CONTROL THE CRACK IN THESE PARTS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHAAHHA!" *LIGHTS A BOWL OF CRACK*
Street thug #2 "Yea this aint no place fo Joywalking bes turn yo lil goof ass round befoe I take yo shoes cuz!"
Trey Trey " I do this for fun punk" *Grabs pistol and immediately shoots up every crib on the block disregarding any & all human life"
Street thug #3 "awh shit run this mf stupid wild!
Street thugs 1 and 2 "WE GONE!"
Trey Trey "THATS WHAT I THOT YOU LIL WANNABE GANGBANGERS I CONTROL THE CRACK IN THESE PARTS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHAAHHA!" *LIGHTS A BOWL OF CRACK*
by JymJohun69 February 11, 2022
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Chad- "Dude, my flight is going to be late"
Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"
Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"
Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"
Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"
Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"
Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"
by Galacticfish July 27, 2011
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Get the Jaywalking mug.Impressed Bystander 1: "Did you see that? That guy just moonwalked in Jordans!"
Impressed Bystander 2: "He just took it to a whole new level. It's not just moonwalking anymore. It's called 'jaywalking.'"
Impressed Bystander 1: "Word."
Impressed Bystander 2: "He just took it to a whole new level. It's not just moonwalking anymore. It's called 'jaywalking.'"
Impressed Bystander 1: "Word."
by chazphenom August 8, 2010
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