as naked as a jaybird

naked

Kayla was naked as a jaybird in the shower.

by gorilla0628 November 22, 2013

Jaybird

That magical and poorly-understood state between a flaccid and fully erect penis. A jaybird exhibits a trademark curved and drooping demeanor. It typically occurs in the arousal phase during which the penis transitions from its common limp state of being to a full hard-on.

I was unsure about our first time together, but when I disrobed and she saw my glorious jaybird, the look in her eyes told me it was on.

I was rolling commando, as I always do. My jaybird got caught in my zipper. It hurt like hell.

by ttownmagicman June 12, 2009

jaybird

Your local ultimate chubby scrubby beefcake and laughs at everything. And laughs at farts.

Oh jaybird is looking mad thicc.

by chungwas lands April 27, 2021

jaybird

gay, homosexual

he is such a jaybird, he likes other boys.

by chelseeeeeeee231 May 6, 2011

jaybird

the act of pecking a girl's vagina with your nose like a woodpecker

Hey Stevey, me and Bertha jaybirded under the stands at the game last night.

by Bro Mc July 13, 2012

jaybird

An ex-con, arrested for drunk driving and crashing ones car into a bush or tree. His first name should be Jay. In ference to the word jailbird, jaybird is such the same.

After Charles was caught drunk driving, he was called a jaybird.

by Saji December 19, 2004

sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 29, 2015