jarred

high on jar (dope) and cant talk

"i'm fucking jarred"

jarred by slglsjndvlsdnvsdnvsnvlnsdlvnsl January 16, 2009

Jarred

Jarred is the guy who love hentai porn, not just any hentai but tenticle porn. He smells like a sour, rotten pussy and is so fucking gullible you could tell him anything and he would believe it to be fact.

Jarred you need to lay off the tentacle porn.

Jarred by Clowntitsballsbitch June 13, 2019

Jarred

Big dick
Can fuck a Paige

If your a Paige you should suck him off right now

I want jarred

Jarred by Got iris November 13, 2018

Jarred

an act of being a complete wanker, sometimes used as a more polite alternative for the word shit

" Dude that bitch over there looks jarred!"

"Woah man, your not kidding!"

Jarred by DJSARMY October 7, 2011

Jarred

A male version of a small female dog.

dude, hes such a jarred.

Jarred by theonewhohatesyou November 22, 2011

Jarred

A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.

That guy is desperate, he must be a Jarred.

Jarred by Kangaruse February 13, 2010

Jarred

the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.

"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"

Jarred by brittanybitch January 4, 2010