Jardines

Used to describe a case of restaurant food poisoning accompanied by feelings of a jackhammer to the stomach and/or sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Dang woman, I think them chalupas compuestas gave me the jardines."

by Jupo February 4, 2005

jardine

someone who is very shit with relationships but is one of the coolest and nice people you will ever meet and he is also very strong and good at most things that he does, so if you have a Jardine in your life then you should keep him no matter what.

girl 1: wow Jardine is so bad at having a relationship.
girl 2: yeah but his an amazing friend.

by GODcreatorOFwords September 3, 2018

jaroline

A fusion of the body and soul of the parties concerned. Usually occurs between people who live on the same floor and results in mutual annoyance of their roommates.

"Hey have you seen Caroline?"

"Don't you mean Jaroline?"

by Carmen December 15, 2004

oliver jardine

Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!

I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.

by Hola amigo April 23, 2023

jardin

Jardin is sassy , strong , and can break your heart when you hurt her. She can make you fall inlove with her but when you hurt her she will break your face . Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is made if gold. And she will hurt anyone that hurts her best friends.

Girl1 : he left me ( crying )

Girl2 : wait lets call jardin , she'll sort him out.

by NBlack August 17, 2017

jaroline

The covalent bond of relationships resulting in two previously uninterested parties becoming suddenly and completely infatuated with each other for no apparant reason.

Much to the dismay of the involved parties roommates.

Q: Why is Pryesh/Danielle sleeping in the lounge?

A: He/She has been sexiled by Jaroline.

by Baseema February 1, 2005

Jaredin

trouble at times but makes up for it later (if you know what i mean) ;) Girls fall flat for his hair.(drop dead sexy) The one to see if your up for something new.

Don't you think he is so Jaredin?
Dang, is your name Jaredin? Cause i think you should change your name if it's not.

by My self and I February 13, 2010