A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.
Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009
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Sally: "What is the capital of Idaho?"
Jim: "May?"
Bob: "Boise?"
Sally: "I think it is Boise as well."
Bob: "It's Boise."
Jim: "Yeah, that's right, Boise"
Bob: "That's the answer Boise, that's what I said."
Sally: "Yes, we know you are correct Bob, you don't have to pull a jarod."
2. He is the CEO of a large corporation, a volunteer coach in 2 sports and still spends most days with his family. We don't know how he does it, he's truly a jarod.
Jim: "May?"
Bob: "Boise?"
Sally: "I think it is Boise as well."
Bob: "It's Boise."
Jim: "Yeah, that's right, Boise"
Bob: "That's the answer Boise, that's what I said."
Sally: "Yes, we know you are correct Bob, you don't have to pull a jarod."
2. He is the CEO of a large corporation, a volunteer coach in 2 sports and still spends most days with his family. We don't know how he does it, he's truly a jarod.
by Source40 September 26, 2008
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Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.
But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.
But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
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