noun, a person prone to the excessive employ, in normal conversation, of any type of jargon (be it medical or corporate).
by Stratwich May 15, 2009
by SlickSerpent99 April 08, 2017
Elder demon of tech support. Summoned on command to confuse and/or impress customers and/or women.
Level:49
Type:Fire
Level:49
Type:Fire
1. Use technical terms and Jargon to impress the customer.
2. Use black magic and Jargon to harvest the customer's soul.
2. Use black magic and Jargon to harvest the customer's soul.
by Jargon!! April 22, 2010
jar.gon Any complicated word specific to one category of expertise.
i.e. Medicine: Medical jargon would be a complicated diagnosis or term used by a doctor nurse or someone involved in the medical community. Jargon is typically used by douchebags who think they're hot shit by knowing words you don't, when in reality they are just gay.
i.e. Medicine: Medical jargon would be a complicated diagnosis or term used by a doctor nurse or someone involved in the medical community. Jargon is typically used by douchebags who think they're hot shit by knowing words you don't, when in reality they are just gay.
Person 1: Ow man, my head hurts.
Person 2(douchebag): Ahh, you mean your cranium.
Person 1: Don't bring that shit here, throwing down some straight up medical jargon.
Person 2(douchebag): Ahh, you mean your cranium.
Person 1: Don't bring that shit here, throwing down some straight up medical jargon.
by defusious January 07, 2009
To use jargon specific to an area of expertise you and at least one of the people you're talking to understands that is unfamiliar to other people around you; thus excluding them from your conversation.
Civil engineering student 1: "Hey, check out that spiral reinforced column over there, I wonder what the dead load is on that member?"
Civil engineering student 2: "About as much as I load on your mom every night."
Dumbass arstie: "Despite the jargoning, I understand you just burned your friend pretty good, huh?"
Civil engineering student 2: "About as much as I load on your mom every night."
Dumbass arstie: "Despite the jargoning, I understand you just burned your friend pretty good, huh?"
by Swyss April 20, 2007
A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.
by hobrarian September 24, 2008
by googlechromefast October 18, 2010