jomosexual

a guy named joe who likes guys to stick it in his asshole and pays them to do it, but secretly hates the guys that do it.

there is a jomosexual at gary's.

by joe's pimp July 26, 2006

Jambo sexual

it means to have been jumping from Gay to straight in a desperate bid to actually get settled down with someone who thinks their pretty but really they look as nice as a bowl of porridge covered in horse turd

"God MJ is such a jambo sexual he can't even get a horse"

by lilgriff November 10, 2006

jackosexual

A strong attraction to people named "Jack". Also can be an obsession with Jacking off, or a fetish for banging halloween carved pumpkins. (Jack-o-lanterns)

"Did you see that girl? She always dates men named Jack. She's a real Jackosexual."
"Mark was humping your Jack-O-Lantern. I think he's a Jackosexual."
"Poor , poor Harry. He's such a Jackosexual, he's going to hurt himself."

by chickennerd October 4, 2016

Jomosexual

a guy named joe.. who's friends just made up the name because he made up names for them

Joe: hey Handog
Hannah: shut your face Jomosexual

by HannahBrown December 16, 2008

jimbosexual

someone who is attracted to jimbo

jimbo is so hot im jimbosexual

by jimbo my lover March 6, 2021

Jomosexual

The wanting or desire of Kyle's rainbow dick.

Tyker is jomosexual. He misses Kyle's rainbow dick!!1!

by SkyIsSalty May 29, 2018

jacobsexual

When one feels sexual attraction towards Jacob Elordi regardless of their sex or gender.

Oh, look at Brianna she can’t stop drooling over Jacob’s pics, she’s gotta be Jacobsexual.

by JACOB ELORDI’S GF December 29, 2020