Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

Jacobo

He is a person who has the best smile out of everyone in the world but doesn’t smile much. He is tall, has dark hair, and the deepest brown eyes that you can get lost in. He is a quiet and sometimes awkward individual but once you start talking to him he is extremely funny and quick witted. He is very intelligent and has great and ambitious plans for his future. He has had an unpleasant past but an immensely bright future. He is hardworking and is always prepared to help. He can write stories and poems that will bring anyone to tears. He is searching for love and he may find it soon, in someone unexpected. If you ever meet a Jacobo never let them forget their worth and their importance to the world.

Jacobo, did you get a haircut? Yes. You look snazzy!

by Picklesarentafruit August 9, 2019

Jakob

Jakob is a sweet and kind person.He is hot and also he is there when you need him.You will never look at any other person like you do at Jakob.He might have blue eyes and short light brown hair.And he has one of kind personality.

Every girl wants a boy like Jakob.

by Lisa is here December 11, 2017

Jakobe

Has a huge dick like so big but he also is a very good athlete and lives for his family he loves and cares for many things

Jakobe is so cute

by Half’s July 12, 2019

Jakobe

Usually haves big dicks and leaves girls num
Great sense of humor , well dress

Found to be the center of attention

Jakobe is so finee

by World Geography December 21, 2016

Dirty Jakob

The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food

Guy1:Hey bro did you watch Rush hour last night
Guy2:yeah i was doing a dirty Jakob as well

by Big J-man August 28, 2021

Jakob

Jakobs are very mysterious, they don't like to hang with the usual crowd. Very smart but they never do their homework. Jakobs enjoy being secluded, they wouldn't want to waste any of their life around people they can't connect with. Jakobs love horror, films and horror films. Jakobs are hard to figure out. But once you do decipher one, You'll discover just how amazing Jakobs are. Jakobs are the funniest most incredibly passionate, caring, sexy, loving, adoring, kissable, warm hearted, handsome, affectionate, dedicated, deeply understanding, spontaneous, crazy lovers you will have ever known. A Jakob is the kind of guy you couldn't go a day without. You could talk with one for hours and feel like you are the only two people in the world. They stick to their guns and are good at making smart-ass comebacks. Jakobs are some of the creepiest looking guys but still manage to be unbelievably attractive. Long dark curly hair and deep dark brown eyes. Jakobs are endless pits of unspoken emotion. Jakobs tend to have incredible smiles and perfect laughs. You will never forget the first time you see a Jakob smile at you. They can turn you on instantly. They have the ability to love you unconditionally. You've never fallen in love, till you've fallen for a Jakob. Once you're in his arms you'll never want to leave. Once you kiss a Jakob, you'll never want to kiss any other lips but his.

Jakob is such an amazing guy. I couldn't be more in love. Just the way he kisses is unbelievable. There's nobody in the world I'll ever love like I love him.

by Arthur 2 Sheds Jackson December 18, 2012