jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Straw Jacking

Verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.

Ugh, I've been straw jacking this Mojito for 10 minutes! I should just go to the bar and order another one!!!

by Powdered sugar May 8, 2017

corner jacking

a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.

the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary

by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005

jackin' the box

Female masturbation.

My mom can't make it to church today because they're showing a marathon of B.J. and the Bear reruns on tv. She's gonna be inside jackin' the box to Greg Evigan and his stupid monkey until she runs outta twat juice.

That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 27, 2009

Jakin

Jakin is a word describing a good-looking and humerous male. It is also described as a male demigod.

"Wow, he is so Jakin"
"I'm in love with Jakin"

by Markey3 December 30, 2019

trailer jacking

To masturbate on porn trailers because you don't own an account on any pornographic website.

I'm a poor fuck, so that's why I'm trailer jacking on Shyla Stylez's last trailer on brazzers!!

by thebigbellyboss April 9, 2010

Jam Jackin Jervis

Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.

*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"

by Jervis69 September 9, 2009