My mom can't make it to church today because they're showing a marathon of B.J. and the Bear reruns on tv. She's gonna be inside jackin' the box to Greg Evigan and his stupid monkey until she runs outta twat juice.
That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.
That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 27, 2009
by allygator February 07, 2015
A name of the action described as such: when a girl, who is so hot that when she unzips your pants to give you blow your load before she touches you.
When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.
When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.
Dave: "dude that girl I left with was so hot, she got the jack in the box"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"
by Joe Shabadu March 24, 2008
A stand-in name for any company you have ever worked for. Use this to avoid any awkward references to a previous employer (similarly, you should avoid mentioning the name of previous boyfriends/girlfriends while your current partner is present).
This meme started in 2014 as an inside joke between two data scientists, Steve and Spencer, who are working for a major video game company in Boulder, CO. It is a reference to their colleague, Adam, who actually worked at Jack in the Box corporate headquarters (and speaks often of it fondly).
Since then it has spread to studios in Los Angeles, Seattle, and the UK. There are first-hand reports that the meme has also been spotted in the wild at Microsoft.
This meme started in 2014 as an inside joke between two data scientists, Steve and Spencer, who are working for a major video game company in Boulder, CO. It is a reference to their colleague, Adam, who actually worked at Jack in the Box corporate headquarters (and speaks often of it fondly).
Since then it has spread to studios in Los Angeles, Seattle, and the UK. There are first-hand reports that the meme has also been spotted in the wild at Microsoft.
by Truegen August 07, 2015
When your fucking a girl (usually doggy style) and your boy is in the closet jerking off then he runs out and busts a nut on her face.
by DC April 10, 2004
While texting, you reply to their messages so quickly, that you scare away potential romantic partners.
by QuimpGod69 July 14, 2020
A fine fast food restaurant with a large variety of burgers, unique fries, as well as many other unique edibles. They don't make it til you order it.
by Wild Bill August 03, 2003
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