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Bum Javelin

Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!

It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.
My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!

James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!

Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!
by Lukeg83 February 3, 2009
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meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.
"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"
by Hordriss May 10, 2006
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Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.
Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.
by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012
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MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.
by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009
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jaeline

A very uncommon name. Usually spelled Jailene or Jaylene. A Jaeline is a very sweet girl. She likes to have fun and mess around. She is easy to talk to and easy to get along with. She can be complicated at times but besides that she is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. When she is in a relationship she is faithful and loyal. Dont break her heart because you will highly regret that. She never will never forget you for doing that. She also never forgets anything. A Jaeline is always prepared. She is always ready to do what she needs to do.
" Jaeline is such a wonderful girl but she is hard at first."
by Chubby Kid Down The Street October 31, 2013
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Jaelin

The most beautiful,sweetest girl that has the best looks. One of the hottest prettiest girls in school. She doesn't really care for the attention. She is very independent and makes herself a priority. She knows what she wants and will get it. She is wanted by many other guys so if you see her and she gives you a glance. Your special cause most of the guys that want her can't even get an eye roll. If you become friends with her she will be the best friend ever. She is a loving and genuine person that cares about everyone but don't ever turn your back on her cause best believe you will regret it. if you date her, you will be hopelessly in love with everything about her, she is a beautiful person with a gorgeous soul and her eyes will make you melt, but don't look to hard because you will end up falling in love. Everyone loves Jaelin. Her name is extremely unique and makes her a special person. So if you do end up with a Jaelin make sure you treat her right because next thing you know she will be out of your arms and someone else that treats her better will gladly take your place. She is extremely desired and has the most charming and attractive smile. And those dimples ahhh will get you every time she smiles or grins.
Damn every guy probably wants to get at her, but she doesn't even pay attention to them, Wow, Jaelin's a player
by ashlynvaldez132 September 28, 2019
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Jackeline

Jackeline stands for a person that is incredibly breathtaking and could easily be considered one of the new world wonders. She is the funniest person around and she’s always carrying the most beautiful smile on her face!

She is very open minded and always ready to listen and give advice where it is needed!

She has the attitude of a Queen which she is born to be!

She is good at cooking even though she doesn’t admit it!

Jackeline stands for a person that is one of the hugest Transformers fans!
She is also incredibly beautiful and the sexy and she carries herself around with confidence and charm!

She is a person that could easily be the best friend you’ve been looking for, the one true love, the soulmate and everything you’ve ever looked for if you are worth it!
Dude, I won the Jackie-pot with Jackeline!

She’s a dancer but she can also fight like Jackie Chan!
by ThereIsPoetryInCuddling November 11, 2019
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