Jakeing

Jakeing or to Jake
A verb
When given a response you don't you don't like, respond with the lowliest insults that you truly feel immediately without escalation.

Paul said no to Plisken,

Plisken started ''jakeing'' out on Paul, he told Paul he's a lazy fat human and will never be strong ever and he's incompetent and impedes his daily funtion.

by Gaslord September 6, 2018

Jakeing

When a male masturbates with his hand backwards

Bryon was really jakeing it while visualizing labia

by 420Lil March 28, 2022

Jakeing out

To hide like a bitch and watch your buddies die or getting raped top lane by renekton

Dude #1: Help me David!
Dude #2 Ignore that bitch. He' just jakeing out

by whosyourdaddyandwhatdoeshedo June 12, 2018

Jakeing out

The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.

Fuck that guy, he's Jakeing out!

by Krispee Kranberry Sauce July 14, 2009

Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

by Gayqui June 11, 2006

Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.

Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...

by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018