by KurtCobain'sMom November 2, 2021
Get the jahnbeetwif mug.For one of the smartest girls you'll ever meet it's amazing how stupid some of the things she says can be. She has an amazing heart not able to say anything mean even when its deserved. She has no idea how amazing she is and wouldn't believe you if you told her. She is one of a kind. A natural beauty with dark flowing hair and chocolate eyes that will hold the truth. A truly precious girl loved by all. With the best intentions despite the three day wait you will endure when expecting a reply to a unfound text. She has a special sense of humour and you just have to laugh even if only at her outstanding clumsiness! With so much potential i cant wait 2 see how she will make this world a better place in a way only she could.
example 1: person 1: oh my gosh! I just saw a girl trip up a hill, fall backwards into an icecream truck roll down the hill get thrown from the van only 2 land on a savage pig n be carried half way across china where she slipped off into a pit of jelly.as she she tried 2 pull herself out she accidently put her hand in a frypan. Pulling it away in pain she lunged from the pit n landed on 80 rusty nails. person 2: wow. Unlucky! Who was this girl?! person 1: i think her name was jahnella. person 2: oh that explains everything. Example 2: Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Dr Seus and she's curing cancer! Watch out AIDS your next!
by agentmax January 1, 2011
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Get the johnten mug.jahnae is a pretty brown skin girl she is thick and gets all the boys she is mean and narcissistic but can be friendly and open
damnnn look at that jahnae
by dabbkinggg March 11, 2017
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by rcy_ February 25, 2021
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Popularised by the English Comic "The Mayor of El Zez"
Often succeeded by the iconic phrase "chill man, evrything's cool here, it's like a popsicle in a fridge freezer aye?"
Popularised by the English Comic "The Mayor of El Zez"
Often succeeded by the iconic phrase "chill man, evrything's cool here, it's like a popsicle in a fridge freezer aye?"
(You walk into a crowded newsagent but startle another patron with your sudden appearance leading him to soil cocoa on your shoes)
You: "Hey man, double ew tee eff"
Man: "Hey listen broski i really goofed this time"
You: "Yeah you did you dweeb, now you gonna get busted"
Man: "Nah please man I'm really sorry"
You: "...Jànté"
You: "Hey man, double ew tee eff"
Man: "Hey listen broski i really goofed this time"
You: "Yeah you did you dweeb, now you gonna get busted"
Man: "Nah please man I'm really sorry"
You: "...Jànté"
by Samuelson Samuels SAMUELA February 6, 2014
Get the Jànté mug.A beautiful person on the inside. Will do anything for her friends or family. The most loyal person you'll ever meet. Loves chacos with socks and kool-aid. She is very independent. SHE WILL TAKE YOUR NIGGA.
by The_realest_bby January 7, 2017
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