jaguar

Two words: Forgotten Luxury.

Son: So what did I get for Christmas?
Father: Son, your mom and I have been saving and we bought you a new Jaguar, can you believe it?!
Son: Dad...whats a Jaguar...?

by its not important September 20, 2007

jaguar

a woman who, once in a while in the animal kingdom of human females, supercedes the cougar. the jaguar status is attained when plastic surgery begins to be had to "correct" previous procedures. face lifts and botox have become so frequent that the jaguar often looks asian. unlike the cougar, who the mid 20's-30's male can see as possibly acceptable after a dozen beers, the jaguar only gets worse in the eyes of the viewer, and eventually ends up as almost a cartoon character of themselves.

Melissa Rivers is a cougar Joan Rivers is a jaguar.

see also: Jocelyn Wildenstein (search for her on awfulplasticsurgery.com)

by caitlinh October 3, 2006

jaguar

A British car manufacturer that has a reputation of designing and building low quality so-called "Luxury" cars. Jaguars can often be seen with a Reject sticker on the windshield.

1. I saw a guy trying to start his Jaguar, and he couldn't get the engine to turn over for the world!

2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!

by Qbert October 12, 2004

Jaguar

An alcoholic/energy drink popular in Post-Soviet nations much like the Four Loko drink that was popular in the U.S. Jaguar is often abused by gopniki, the white trash subculture in Russia. The drink tends to be more dangerous than other alcohol-energy mix drinks because on top of the caffeine, it also has a shot of adrenaline.

"Oh look an empty Jaguar can!"

"Be careful honey, this is Gopnik territory."

by foomaster15 March 14, 2013

Jaguars

A group of large cats able to kill young horses, mythilogical creatures, and destroy curtains made of metal alloys.

The Jaguars OWN the Steelers

by Stephen Reed September 5, 2006

Jaguar

The purported "first 64-bit system", released by Atari in 1993. Failed miserably due to poor marketing and extremely crappy games.

You haven't played crappy games until you've played them on an Atari Jaguar.

by SiliconHero April 24, 2003

Jaguar

Jaguar, luxury cars usually dissed by people who:

A: Have never been in or driven one.
B: Fail to admit they wish they'd worked harder at school to land a proper job & be able to afford one.

Usually a Chav, very thick, not well read/travelled drivers of anything Vauxhall & live on a council estate. D'UUUUUUH, basball-cap, BURRRRRRRBREEEE!!!!

I love my XJS, all 12 cylinders running 5.3 litres. Luxury & speed in utter silence! Catch me if you can La-HOOOOO-ZAH ...!

Just wished I'd studied harder, man I could afford a REAL car, like a JAGUAR!

by Afrodizzyact September 16, 2006