Son: So what did I get for Christmas?
Father: Son, your mom and I have been saving and we bought you a new Jaguar, can you believe it?!
Son: Dad...whats a Jaguar...?
Father: Son, your mom and I have been saving and we bought you a new Jaguar, can you believe it?!
Son: Dad...whats a Jaguar...?
by its not important September 7, 2007
a woman who, once in a while in the animal kingdom of human females, supercedes the cougar. the jaguar status is attained when plastic surgery begins to be had to "correct" previous procedures. face lifts and botox have become so frequent that the jaguar often looks asian. unlike the cougar, who the mid 20's-30's male can see as possibly acceptable after a dozen beers, the jaguar only gets worse in the eyes of the viewer, and eventually ends up as almost a cartoon character of themselves.
Melissa Rivers is a cougar Joan Rivers is a jaguar.
see also: Jocelyn Wildenstein (search for her on awfulplasticsurgery.com)
see also: Jocelyn Wildenstein (search for her on awfulplasticsurgery.com)
by caitlinh October 3, 2006
A British car manufacturer that has a reputation of designing and building low quality so-called "Luxury" cars. Jaguars can often be seen with a Reject sticker on the windshield.
1. I saw a guy trying to start his Jaguar, and he couldn't get the engine to turn over for the world!
2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!
2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!
by Qbert October 13, 2004
by irule December 4, 2007
An alcoholic/energy drink popular in Post-Soviet nations much like the Four Loko drink that was popular in the U.S. Jaguar is often abused by gopniki, the white trash subculture in Russia. The drink tends to be more dangerous than other alcohol-energy mix drinks because on top of the caffeine, it also has a shot of adrenaline.
by foomaster15 March 13, 2013
A group of large cats able to kill young horses, mythilogical creatures, and destroy curtains made of metal alloys.
The Jaguars OWN the Steelers
by Stephen Reed September 5, 2006
The purported "first 64-bit system", released by Atari in 1993. Failed miserably due to poor marketing and extremely crappy games.
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003