Jackwagon

Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.

Wow get up off the couch your being a pussy ass bitch and you havn't done shit all day. Why don't you put down that chocolate milk and stop being such a feg. At least get high our do something.Your being a complete Jackwagon.

by Oberdale May 03, 2011

Jackwagon

Person who murders a moose in the Black Hills.

Some Jackwagon poached the moose.

by MandoBlackhills April 22, 2011

jackwagon

(V). having sex with someone who is 50 years your younger/elder

Bros, Willie totally got jackwagoned by Smitty's grandma after she roofied his 4 loco

by jackwagoner November 30, 2010

JackWagon

Noun. The wagon that picks you up and takes you to Jack-in-the-Box.

Leroy "Man, I'm so hungry. I got a hankering for a Jumbo Jack."

Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"

by ElVagabundo December 12, 2010

Jackwagon

A slang word describing person who is being a pain in the butt or a goober.

My husband is such a jackwagon.

You jackwagon.

by Bekkiwiththegoodhair February 05, 2020

Jackwagon

A person who tries to undercut you and get all of the attention from the boss

Your co-workers take up all of the room on the boss' birthday card...

'Way to go you jackwagons!!'

by This is Jules September 02, 2022

Jackwagon

Otherwise a jackass

Some jackwagon kept me up all night!

by Macph March 30, 2021