Janktastic

Fabulously janky. The jankyist of them all. The opposite of fantastic.

My ride is janktastic now that it's missing both headlights.

Pete's new shoes are janktastic.

That ducttape holding your shelf up makes your cubicle look janktastic. hollaaaaaa

by KarlaS May 6, 2006

jacktation

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)

Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

Kacktastic

someone that is so bad ass and all the ladies want

Example 1:

James - hey did that girl sleep with eric last night?

Jared - yeah dude she did!

James - damn he is so Kacktastic

Jared - yeah he is (sigh)

by Eric Kacktastic May 21, 2010

Jafftastic

Something so fantastic it makes you want to spaff in your pants.

Andy: Oh my god Ben? Did you make this asparagus soup?

Andy: Why yes Ben, I did.

Ben: Fuck me. It's bloody jafftastic!

by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

Jazztastic

Jazztastic means cool , awesome , legit , cute , handsome , sexy , and pretty much almost anything you want it to mean that is positive .

She thought that her new hat looked jazztastic with her new outfit .
He thought his banana split tasted jazztastic .

by Jazztastic queen of da Kitties October 25, 2015

jawntastic

An adjective to describe EVERYTHING, good or bad.

Mr. Morris's class is jawntastic

by nuhtowel November 26, 2007

Japtastic

To be or do something/someone of asian greatness.

when some thing goes the way you whant it or is fricken sweet.

something ninja.

1. "Dude that party was Japtastic"

2. "His ride was Japtastic!"

by Willie "SexyNinja" Coffman March 16, 2008