stonewall jacksoned

When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.

Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!

Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...

by ginnihinh April 7, 2010

Michael Jacksoned

When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.

Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".

by FarrahRIP June 27, 2009

Jett Jacksoned

In reference to the popular Disney show, Jett Jackson starring Lee Thompson Young. It is when a man has a one night stand and on his way out leaves a note telling the slut that he has syphillis.

That whore was totally Jett Jacksoned after hooking up with a crafty playa.

by Eric Von Detton May 13, 2005

Michael Jacksoned

To Michael Jackson means to die

Friend on street: Big bird, Mr Hooper Michael Jacksoned.

Big Bird: What the beans does that mean?

Friend on street: It means he DIED.

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 October 7, 2016

jackson victor

A dude who can be Micheal Jackson's son but also a major poop bag garbage can at the same time. He can't take jokes and overreacts for everything. Overall the cancer of society.

Jackson Victor is a fat donkey.

by TheOfficialKocho November 4, 2020

Percy Jackson

If you don't know who Percy Jackson is, sit the hell down, and read both of the series,after you're done,you'll join me on the fact that Percy Jackson is the epitome of fictional character badassery

Well well well Percy Jackson...you think you could prevent me from awakening?

by PlatinumBeast August 14, 2016

Percy Jackson

The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl

I want a boyfriend like Percy Jackson

by Maleficent 2002 July 8, 2017