Commonly known as Hansen, Hardcore, or Destructor. Is tricky and requires you to get on top. Characteristics include a rhythmic pounding and a peculiar knowledge of aquatic life.
1. When going to the bars, Hansen likes to turn on the charms of the Jackhammer.
2. The Jackhammer is tricky like that, sometimes you gotta climb on top and ride it out
2. The Jackhammer is tricky like that, sometimes you gotta climb on top and ride it out
by Goose81 July 19, 2003
The heavy weapon of the New Conglomerate in the PC game Planetside. The Jackhammer is a three-barrled fast firing shotgun that is commonly used as a frontal assualt weapon.
by DarkFusion April 15, 2004
Jacking off into your hand and then slapping your buddy with your cum and then slapping them with flour.
"We couldn't pass up the opportunity to jackhammer Greg after he got turnt as fuck at the party last night."
by Alayna Darko December 26, 2014
Jackhammer is a really fast shooting shotgun which can open doors. Usually used by special assault teams of the police.
by jackhammerboy October 13, 2003
A man’s RAPID motioned sex style that gives ZERO PLEASURE to a woman. Jackhammering is a style used by AVID PORN WATCHERS.
by Lagtx February 24, 2019
A sex position when you hold a girl upside down and spread her legs to resemble the handles of a jackhammer while doing this you pound your penis in the girls vagina causing her to go up and down like a jackhammer
I did The Jackhammer last night
by AntonioH June 17, 2012
A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.
Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.
Sincerely,
Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.
Sincerely,
Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.
Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out
Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.
Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out
Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.
by your vajayjay queen May 06, 2021