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jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.
"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."
by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010
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jackaholic

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.
"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."
by raven January 28, 2003
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Jacation

Jacation - Serving time in jail.
Francisco is on a three month jacation and should be home in about two weeks.
by Sneezor May 8, 2019
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javathon

(Computer Science) An uninterrupted, extended period of solid Java programming, usually covering most of the night.

Strictly, a javathon involves abstaining from food, drink, rest and often human contact.
Bill: Where'll you be later on?
Ben: I haven't started my programming assignment yet and it's due in tomorrow, so it's Javathon time in the lab for me, I'm afraid.
by SwingKing March 31, 2003
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jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.
Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!
by Chris April 21, 2004
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Jacktion

A combination of the name Jack and the word Action; used mainly when describing the extremely violent, but also fucking awesome actions of Jack Bauer from the television program “24”. It is also acceptable for use when referencing Jack Shephard from ABC’S “Lost”, because he is also disgustingly bad ass.
Example 1

Ernie: Yo did you see 24 last night?

Frank: Yes in fact I did.

Ernie: How bout when Jack stabbed that guy's face until he died.

Frank: Yea that was some serious Jacktion.


Example 2

Phil: Please tell me you watched Lost last night.

Eli: No actually I missed it.

Phil: Oh man you should’ve seen Jack, first he screamed at Locke and threatened to beat the shit out of him, then he murdered three people and then he topped it off by banging Kate.

Eli: So you’re telling me there was Jacktion.

Phil: Precisely.
by blandick February 23, 2009
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JackAtherton

n. United States anchorman located in Cincinnati, Ohio at WXIX (Fox 19) from 1993-present. JackAtherton was born in Morristown, New Jersey. He attended school at Yale and Columbia University for his degree in law.

Practiced law in New York City for seven years, while also writing classical music, doing book reviews and doing editorial drawings for the New York Times!

Married to Aymsley and has two daughters. Currently resides in Cincinnati, Ohio and is part of Fox 19's "10 O'clock News."

General good guy that is so audacious in his delivery of the news, he cannot be taken seriously. Believed to be the person who the character "Ron Burgundy" from the 2004 Will Ferrell movie, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" is based off of.

adj.

1. spirited and original

2. cocky and jovial at the same time

3. better than you
I'm Jack Atherton and my favorite number is thir-twelve! I'm Jack Atherton!

I'm Jack Atherton and I am a world-reknowned Barbie Doll collector. Soccer Mom Barbie is easily my most prized posession. Complete with her old high school cheerleading megaphone, minivan in "Robin Egg Blue," and a cooler filled with doughnuts and fruit punch, my mint one retails for more than Delaware is worth. I'm Jack Atherton!
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