Jackassidness

Jackassidness: When an individual attains the highest level of Selfishness, self centeredness and complete disregard for anything else outside of themselves.

I am astounded at his jackassidness!

by Tabfan October 29, 2015

Janktastic

Fabulously janky. The jankyist of them all. The opposite of fantastic.

My ride is janktastic now that it's missing both headlights.

Pete's new shoes are janktastic.

That ducttape holding your shelf up makes your cubicle look janktastic. hollaaaaaa

by KarlaS May 6, 2006

jackassius

An imbellished jack-ass.

Did you see that guy cut me off?!? What a jackassius!

by John Oh April 12, 2007

Jackassiness

meaning being a jackass all the fuckin time.

Doin a bunch of JackAss shit!

M******* is using all this stupid shit and being Jackassiness

by jay H Jay F December 2, 2013

Japtastic

To be or do something/someone of asian greatness.

when some thing goes the way you whant it or is fricken sweet.

something ninja.

1. "Dude that party was Japtastic"

2. "His ride was Japtastic!"

by Willie "SexyNinja" Coffman March 16, 2008

Jackassitude

N. The behavior exhibited when one is being a jackass...
Simply put The attitude of a jackass

I got grounded for my jackassitude toward my mother.
He is such a lightweight, he gets a jackassitude after 4 beers!

by donkeye August 3, 2009

Jackasstic

Jack-ass-tic
Adv. Adj.
1. A snide description of an action or event that lacks legitimacy.
(Legitimacy as pertaining to the feelings of the person issuing the comment)

2. Sharp disapproval of ones actions, affiliations, opinions, beliefs or rhetoric.

also: Jack-ass-tic-ly

That class was jackassticly long.

The free masons are a jackastic organization.

Denial that CO2 emissions are responsible for global warming is jackasstic.

Harris county is jackassticly overpopulated.

by David "Counterculture" May 5, 2008