jabezzle

Fraudulently obtaining Covid-19 jab by jumping vaccine priority queue.

"I heard Rob got a Covid-19 jab the other day."
"His wife's a GP - she jabweaseled him."
"What a jabezzler!"

by KindKnight January 23, 2021

jbizzle fizzle

When you’re attempting to ejaculate on the toilet of a man that controls the controller, and you are spotted so you double down on being a complete dumb fuck ass.

I almost thought we were coming but that jbizzle fizzle really screwed our plans around.

by Jzahandler December 31, 2022