Meat Jabber

The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.

"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.

by Lynams Moustache January 6, 2012

jabbin' the rattle

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.

So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...

by AASW September 14, 2011

jabbe

Jabbe is a universal word used by uneducated primates from mississippi while ordering slaves (niggas) around in the fields.

Could you please pitch those jabbies on the compost heap?

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009

hibbie jibbies

The "hibiby-jibies" is a phrase that means anxious/worried/(maybe) afraid.

bob: "hey fred wanna go to the haunted house this halloween?"
fred: "no way dude that place give me the hibbie jibbies"

by stephsaur;] December 30, 2010

Jabbercotting

a 32 oz drink from QuikTrip mixed with any kind of liquor you can find.
-or-
conceal drinks anywhere and everywhere

Parties with no booze we sure as hell gonna be jabbercotting

by movesherbodylikeacyclone June 16, 2009

jabbin the slaw

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.

Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.

by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017