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jagermeister 

Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.
IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.
jagermeister by bubba May 5, 2004

Jagermeister 

(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.
Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.
Jagermeister by ben October 6, 2003

jagermeister 

an excellent liquor that tastes like cough syrup and will put some hair on your ass, drink at your own risk
I was hammered off that jagermeister
jagermeister by Thats right May 26, 2003

Jagermeister Shit

The shit you take after drinking Jegermeister all night. It is so messy that it requires the victim to wipe the back of his or her legs.

The victim usually ends up in the shower to clean his or her self up.
Dude my Jagermeister Shit was so awful I used 1 whole roll of toilet paper on the back of my legs alone. I got in the shower to clean the rest of it off and I ended up having to plunger the shower drain.
Jagermeister Shit by Dan Daly July 13, 2009

jagermeister 

Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.
Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.

jagermeister 

a wonderful intoxicant of which you can't taste its strength. the beauty of jager is its licorice taste which lets you drink way more than you should.
Jagermeister does not need to bo mixed fuck jager bombs just pull the bottle or take shots