Jakubstabate

The art of furiously masturbating when listening to the polish national anthem. Repeating ‘Polska’ over and over throughout.

Last night I had a phat Jakubstabate.

by Jakubstabate January 25, 2018

Jakuba

A good dude. Also, he is a husky. Nobody quite knows how or why he can speak. Seriously, why can he speak?

Ronald: Oh hey Jakuba
Jakuba: hey

by moonlxghts April 1, 2019

Jakub Ševčík

Probably the most social-psychopath on the world , He thinks He Is the smartest And the best person of the class. He Always gets A+ on the tests And never forgets his homeworks , He also hates anime And can't play chess

"OMG look that person can't play chess And He hates anime!"

"Yep , Its 100% Jakub Ševčík "

by Satania Is kawaii March 16, 2022

Jakub

That person who always carries the team in CS:GO and gets top frag every game.
Who's also a god with the AWP, he will always be there covering your back.

Damn Jakub really carried our team that game.

by Nexuzz July 16, 2018

Jakub

Some say is the coolest guy in the Universe.

That Jakub is one hot sexy guy.

by Jakub January 20, 2004

Jakub Plan

A planned event, or task which is never completed.

That idea of your's will never happen. Such a Jakub Plan.

by Georgie Banks February 24, 2008

Jakub

Jakub is a Poland boi that thinks his milk is delicious.

Jakub has some delicious milk there boi.

by My milk is delicious October 10, 2019