IOANNISSIN

Ioannissin is a greek man whose inspiration is Kyriakos grizzly. He is very athletic and has multiple six packs one for every woman he has divorced. He likes making his protein shake and after that eating his protein bar. At night, ioannissin's routine is to drive his red Honda S2000 with his friends and to do donuts at some concrete shit. When he is done he likes giving to his brother and to his brother's best friend money (many 100$ every day). When he does none of the above he likes playing lol and carrying Anastasisraf.

"Is this man Ioannissin that sexy?"
"He is even more sexier than he looks like"

by Rozakis March 5, 2022

Dirty Iannis

The act of biting your partner's genitals so hard that you are cum blasted in the mouth and then spit the cum into his mouth.

"Hey, how was that girl from yesterday?"
"Amazing! She gave me a Dirty Iannis."

by ProMaster5000 September 3, 2021

Iwannasuck

One who can't hold his/her liquor, gets aggressive when drunk, and blacks out very easily like a little high school girl.

Also associated with someone who thinks they know everything and will argue day and night about the most meaningless of subjects just to prove that because he/she is an engineering major, he/she is better than everyone else.

Could also be associated with a skinny twig of a person who has no concept of lifting weights or working out other than doing some light cardio once a month (if that) and thinks anyone who lifts weights is a deuchbag and they are practicing in unnecessary activities because they are doing so. Because he/she is such a small and vulnerable person, he is easily rapeable and quite frequently takes dick and and dick-shaped objects in the ass and in and around the mouth.

Dude, you were acting like such an Iwannasuck last night when you blacked out after two beers.

Alright, Mr. Iwannasuck, we get it, you know everything.

I don't wanna look like an Iwannasuck so I'll be at the gym.

by gettindome1 September 24, 2013

Ioannis

Ioannis is the most multi-talented person you will ever meet. If you find one, don’t let him slip. Most people use the short form “Janni” when they talk with or about him. He knows incredibly much about food and drinks, which might be his biggest behalf. He is a very kind and funny person, you might not share his sense of humor, but nevertheless you will find him funny. His shimmering green eyes and dark brown hair combined with his unique smile will light up your day every time you see him walking by. Like every Greek he has an athletic body and a loud voice. The way he talks will make you feel comfortable. He always tries not to leave someone out of the conversation. His family and close friends are very important for him. His mediterranean type will make him go thru hell for his loved ones.

Boy 1: “Have you seen Ioannis today?”
Girl 2: “Nope, but you will most likely hear him from half a mile away when he screams good morning y’all and smiles at you!”

by M.Sarah.9804 February 10, 2020

Iannis

Iannis is perfect
He is better than everyone at everything
Iannis is definitely the sexiest guy of all

Iannis is basically a level that you will never reach

by Mr. Huge and great dicko October 28, 2019

Ioannis G.

Cheap lard-ass Greek creature who dates a woman with an extremely large nose and no brain.

While drinking heavily one night at the bar, I spied an Ioannis belching to attract his prey.

by sarahmay May 4, 2005

ioannis mitrou

The best name and last name In the world so popular and so cool

Ioannis mitrou is straight

by The mowy May 26, 2021