iVirginity

What's lost when an iPhone is touched for the first time. Never again will the iPhone be pristine without smudges or marks.

Jerry: I waited in line 6 hours for the new iPhone today.
Gon: p0wn3d.
Jerry: Yea, and there were activation problems so the AT&T sales rep took it out of the box to unbrick it and took it's iVirginity.

by icmatic August 5, 2008

Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

ivrit

Means 'Hebrew' in Hebrew.

Person: Do you speak Ivrit?
Other person: No.

by JoLlama November 8, 2007

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

iriginal

IRIGINAL - a cross between individual, and original, to be urself nothing more nothing less x

FUCKWIT - ''dam why do u always have to be so different''

Iriginal - '' im not, im jus iriginal''

by - Sam Loughman x - October 20, 2008

imRight.com

A generic term for any website someone quotes copy pasted political rhetoric or statistics from

Keyboard warrior: “Achtuuully what REALLY happened is *insert reference to source of political rhetoric here*”

Skeptical individual:
What, did you read that on ImRight.com?”

by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain July 29, 2021