An event where people gather in local parks and ravines to celebrate the absence of work ethic.
First recorded ITTID was just after the discovery of fermentation. Popular in southern European nations which have a high alcohol consumption per capita. Also common amongst nordic countries involved with vodka and rye production. In recent years, has caught on suddenly in southern parts of Canada.
First recorded ITTID was just after the discovery of fermentation. Popular in southern European nations which have a high alcohol consumption per capita. Also common amongst nordic countries involved with vodka and rye production. In recent years, has caught on suddenly in southern parts of Canada.
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Get the ITTID mug.A high level attitude common among many Information Technology personnel, technical support, software developers and similar professions. It is usually demonstrated by a great deal of arrogance, condescension, a propensity to offer insult and a strong emotional response to any perceived suggestion that a given problem is the result of an issue within 'their' code / network / database / realm of influence.
This attitude has been previously acknowledged in pop culture but never specifically defined (see Nick Burns, Saturday Night Live).
This attitude has been previously acknowledged in pop culture but never specifically defined (see Nick Burns, Saturday Night Live).
Vendor: "We've traced an communication issue between our application servers and your environment using Fiddler / Wireshark. It looks like there may be a problem with your proxy or firewall blocking specific files from our domain."
IT Rep (ITtitude): "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Network. We are not having similar problems with other vendor software. Our proxy servers are configured based on industry standards and our local security policies. I refuse to entertain the possibility that an issue lies on my network. Please go back to your systems administrator and pursue a solution to this issue from your end."
User: Now I'm trying to do this quarterly and I can't get the stupid email attachment to open at all.
Nick Burns (ITtitude): Hmmm...it's the email that's stupid, not you..right?
IT Rep (ITtitude): "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Network. We are not having similar problems with other vendor software. Our proxy servers are configured based on industry standards and our local security policies. I refuse to entertain the possibility that an issue lies on my network. Please go back to your systems administrator and pursue a solution to this issue from your end."
User: Now I'm trying to do this quarterly and I can't get the stupid email attachment to open at all.
Nick Burns (ITtitude): Hmmm...it's the email that's stupid, not you..right?
by Crotchrocket April 30, 2013
Get the ITtitude mug.Itika is an almost normal girl characterised by certain bursts of intelligence and stupidity..where the former dominates. Ozzing with high amounts of sensuality and impertinence.. itika can be defined as definitely female and pippin hot..:D
U cannot be an ITIKA!!!
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Get the ITIKA mug.a name of Arabic origin, but most commonly used in Persia and the Indian subcontinent: it means "that which creates pride." In Arabic it is a feminine name, in Persian/Urdu it is masculine. Also the name of the most magical young man in the world.
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Get the Itsik mug.Shelter for massive amounts of convertible sofas and unlicensed immigrants, it is where an underground brothel is located. Entranced to the the secret brothel otherwise known as "Chicita Perapicosa" can be located by finding the the leprechaun hidden in one of the couches, fighting him to the death for the sacred screw driver, and follow the magical amigo "Trinny" to the entrance where you will face a herd of angry, cheap, loud, and rood customers. They will beg and plead and even nag to give you a better a price even if you already depreciated the price down to the extent that you are actually giving them money to buy something, landing the price into the negative numbers. If you are able to resist there nagging you will excel to the door and will the have to dissemble the door to the brothel and you are in...but always remember
!SIT "CLICK" STORE "CLACK" SLEEP!
!SIT "CLICK" STORE "CLACK" SLEEP!
A)-"Hey man did you check out my sweet couch".
B)-"Hey, that is no couch, that is an Istikbal Click Clack"
B)-"Hey, that is no couch, that is an Istikbal Click Clack"
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