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Tour of Italy

When you sit on a girls face and her nose is in the asshole, balls are in the mouth, and she’s stroking you off. Thus, giving you a little “taste” of everything.
That chick gave me a tour of Italy last night and it was epic.
by Hurley crew October 4, 2021
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Grammar Italian Fascist

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.
by dTraj October 20, 2010
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Idalid

Pronunciation: \ˈī-däl-ˈid
Function: adverb, adjective, noun, part of a word, transitive verb, intransitive verb, preposition.

n.

Meaning 'worthy of love' in 7 different languages, it has recently become slang for 'the best huger in the whole wide world'.

Idalid will make you a friendly, approachable, and a generous person.

Idalid can be firm, positive, and independent in her own ideas and in reaching her own decisions, yet when it comes to taking action or following things through to completion, she often needs encouragement.

Idalid is smart, beautiful, sarcastic, loving, helpful, and supportive. She'll give her all in everything that she does, even if she isn't sure how to do it.

Known for giving great advice, being extremely protective of the ones she loves, saving the day on a regular basis, and corrupting the minds of young children.

Idalid has fantastic taste in anything and everything (especially men), and looks fantastic without even trying. It just isn't fair.

Immune to criticism and bad weather, she can do anything with grace and perfection. Idalid's almost too perfect. You could hate her if you didn't know her, but if you do, she'd still be your best friend.

Idalid's the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet. She deserves a hug, just as long as you don't pull her hair. Or poke her feet. If you do, she'll switch into a Bailey, and roundhouse kick your ass. Anyway, leave the hair alone.
A: That girl gave me a toothache.
B: Wow she must be real Idalid.

The sun is shining and birds are singing, I can tell today's going to be another Idalid day.

A: I use to having trouble sleeping, but I found a cure.
B: Counting sheep?
A: No, counting Idalids

If the Beatles were still writing songs, their next one would be "All you need is Idalid"
by K. Dagger February 3, 2010
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Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people
John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011
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itala

Itala is a strong hearted and emotional girl can be friendly and overly aggressive and are able to hit.they are able to fall in love easily and gets what is wanted, lovable and have alot of amazing friends.
Most Itala's are beautiful singers in Italy.
Itala is a strong heart beautiful girl.
by inkXerror.com December 21, 2018
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The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.
Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.
by MintySucc October 25, 2016
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Italian Jesus

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy
by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021
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