ISU

Also known as Illinois State University and also commonly known as "I Screwed Up" because upon the rejection letter to University of Illinois-Urbana Champaign(UIUC), the individual realizes that he/she did in fact screw up in high school and also screwed up the rest of their entire lives because they will now be obliged to attend a far less impressive, selective, and inferior University and will spend the next 4-7 years trying to graduate in order to obtain an average degree.

Kid: "Mom, I got rejected from UIUC..."

Mom: "So what's that mean?"

Kid: "Looks like I'm gonna havta go to ISU"

Mom: "You really screwed up, didn't you?"

Kid: "I sure did..."

by UofIbiiiitches March 29, 2011

Isus

It means Jesus, in Croatian

Jesus is the same as Isus.

by Croat January 01, 2005

isu-chan

king of the interweb, generally hot piece of ass, dead or alive champion, king of ramen, this guy is a catch and a half

"ISU-CHANNNNNNN, make me some Japanese food and then sleep with me?"

by some chick March 22, 2005

ISU party anthem

A complete an utter embarrassing video attempting to portray the "ISU lifestyle." It is an embarrassing rendition of kids trying to be "college." What's really impressive is how the video on youtube filters out comments so that only the positive ones are displayed. I the guys who made the video are that cool they wouldn't have to filter out the negative comments. I hope for the sake of men everywhere the video is removed because its THAT embarrassing.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard that ISU party anthem yet?
Guy 2: Yeah I lost my manhood just by watching it!
Guy 3: Hey at least we go to ISU so were all jag offs anyways!

by Adam OMalley April 15, 2011

coulterius-isus-gayus

latin origin, one who sucks at life in general

That person that is wearing socks with sandals is coulterius-isus-gayus.

by Delilah's mommy June 21, 2009

Isu lodge grill

A highly valued asset to society which has fed the mouths of thousands of bloomington normal citizens

The isu lodge grill produced excellent food with excellent taste

by Jerrydri May 25, 2015

Yellow House @ ISU

A group of Jesus loving assholes who decided it would be a great idea to waste a prime location on a Bible house right next to the biggest drinking headquarters, “The Lodge.”

“That dude loves Jesus, he must live at that stupid YELLOW HOUSE @ ISU next to The Lodge.”

by FULLSENDBOIS October 15, 2020