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Israeling 

Casting aspersions on Israel based on limited knowledge gained by drawing incorrect assumptions from unverified social media posts, biased news organizations, opinions from a friend of a friend who says they know a lot about the Palestinian struggle but fails to mention Hamas is a ruling active government being run by terrorists, and not realizing (or realizing) they are perpetuating anti-Semitic tropes used by Neo-Nazis, white supremacists and good ol’ fashion racists.
Johnny was Israeling about the Hamas Israel war with his friends and feeling smug since he was thousands of miles away from the conflict and didn’t have to deal with his family/friends being murdered by terrorists in their homes
Israeling by Itbtrue January 23, 2024

Israelizing 

An act of creating some fake things and forcing other to believe it as a truth.
My friend mike believe that he has unicorn named duke and he is israelizing me to believe it otherwise he will break friendship with me.
Israelizing by Mezzi__ January 25, 2024

Israeling 

Making up false evidence to back their claims.
they said that? oh they israeling
Israeling by plooooooper January 27, 2024

Israeling 

to Israel / Israeling / being Israeled
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.

Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.

It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)

Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
Israeling by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025