Coconut Island

Coconut Island is an analogy to the coercion that naturally takes place when there is a power imbalance. The analogy is a rebuttal to the idea of "voluntary interactions" under the framework of anarcho-capitalism. The analogy goes as follows. You are on a plane which crash lands onto an island. You are one of the two only survivors. While you were unconscious, the other survivor gathered all of the coconuts on the island (the only source of food) into a pile, sheltered that pile with all the wreckage of the plane, and declare they own it. And they say they are willing to give you some coconuts if you throat your cock. The question then presented is, "Is that a voluntary interaction?"

Adam: We can have a voluntary system that does the same things as government without all of the coercion of government.
Vaush: How would that system not impose coercive measures on the workers of its society? Consider the Coconut Island analogy. Your options are to die or throat a cock. That is coercion. That is exactly the system we live under via capitalism and would not be done away with in an ancap society.

by NonUrbanPerson August 23, 2021

Snake Island

A metaphorical island for people who back-stab, do something sneaky, or snake in general. People who are on snake island are officially labelled as snakes.

Jorel just snaked me out, I'm putting him on snake island.

by AG9 August 2, 2016

Natuna Islands

Malaysian islands located between Peninsular Malaysia and Borneo, but is illegally occupied by Indonesia. People of Natuna are part of Terengganu people, and they speak Terengganu dialect. It's nothing related to Indonesia. Indonesia should give back the islands to Malaysia.

Natuna Islands is a part of Malaysia, not Indonesia!

by Warga Malaysia July 3, 2022

Island Kid

An Island Kid is a kid who lives on an island near mainland, one who is almost always spoiled and will snitch on anyone, including their friends.

They're found mostly in groups of three, varying in sizes, they're not smart, and don't get any humour besides crap and piss jokes.
Don't be threatened by them, unless your teacher is an Island Teacher, just avoid them because they're always right.

"Dude, Quintin is such a fucking Island Kid dude, he got me suspended for getting him out in 4-square, Fuck him dude."

by Cooper Hand September 22, 2019

Rhode Island Rainbow

The act of receiving a Diet Coke enema and carefully inserting Mentos into the anus right after the sugary butt chug. It is very important the participant bends over to produce an arch (or rainbow) of shit/Diet Coke as the fountain of carbonation rockets out of their anus.

The stripper at the gentleman's club did a Rhode Island Rainbow during her routine. It was so hot.

by Giggling_santa May 20, 2020

Disappointment island

An island where high schoolers go after finals exams are over

After finals me and my entire high school went to disappointment island

by Kidswillbekids May 17, 2019

Long Island Brain Slice

Slang for a powerful street drug. It is a razor sharp crystalline chemical that you tuck under your eyelid. When it cuts your eyeball open it slips into your blood stream and directly into your brain. The high is terryfing. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities and gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. There is also a surprise at the end of the high.

You realize the face of god is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it.. and it hates you.

Just when you can't take anymore.. you poop your mouth.

Long island brain slice is also known as god drug, cuddy cuddy, elmo, cat vaj, and funt.

by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar October 30, 2014