going to Ionia

Having anal sex with your girlfriend.

Yeah, tonight Brittany and I are going to Ionia. Score!

by cheeseandpeas December 14, 2010

Isonide

Someone who worships a mystical man somewhere in the skys. Can also be described as someone capable of no thought of their own, usually easy to spot because they constantly ask for help from other people to solve their own problems, or they constantly try to tell you that there is a god.

Isonide dude: help i cant decide between apple or cherry pie
pro dude: quit being such an Isonide

pro dude: Dude this guy is a huge Isonide.
Isonide dude: REPENT OR BURN!

by TankerOwner January 10, 2008

Isenia

Isenia is a girl with very beautiful eyes. Really nice, stands up for friends, and she’s very strong. A lot of boys fall for her in those chocolatey eyes of hers. But she has her eyes locked on only one boy. She’s awesome to be around with and also very popular. Everyone wants to be her friend.

Girl 1: Do you see that girl over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Isenia she’s super popular!
Girl 1: Woah! That’s a lot of boys talking to her!
Girl 2: I know! But I heard she likes only one boy?
Girl 1: Well, I wish I was a Isenia!

Guy 1: Damn, who’s that girl over there?
Guy 2: That’s Isenia she’s really cute!
Guy 1: She sure is! Wonder if I can make her mine?

by your.typical.crackhead October 14, 2019

Ironia

Ciò da cui è affetto peepa

Es. "L̵̰̖̂'̵̯̇͝i ͇͎̾r̴̟͑o̴̞̾̽n ̢̹͑i ̩͝ạ̴́̕ ̶͎͜͠m̵̗̪̀i ̮̩̏̆ ̨̈́h ̮̈́͗á̴̹͔ ̵̹̄d̵͙͒i̵͂͐ͅs̶̬̈̇t̶͖̗̒r̶̩̈́͗u ̥̣͛̚t ̫͑̚t ̝̖͝o̴̮̖͂" 😔
Ironia=pain😔😔

by (•-•) November 10, 2020

ionia

A small town in the middle of Michigan, right smack dab between Grand Rapids and Lansing. (About a half-hour to hour via I-96 depending on traffic from either town.) These Michiganders are know well for their annual free fair. Odd things about this town is that the theater is supposedly haunted along with many abandoned house scattered around the town. If you talk with most anyone from this town they will come off as cold and shy but if you know them they are very warm-hearted, perverted, and crack some joke that their high school teacher told them. There are generations of people that live there and everyone feels like family except for the outsiders who just moved as they tend to pick on the people who have been there forever. Also there are rumors that the Vocal Music groups secretly run a cult during school.

"So I met someone from Ionia yesterday, she was so cold and talked in a monotone voice."
"Oh yeah, I grew up in Ionia, loved it there everyone was so kind and helpful. I really should go back one day and visit my family."

by SecretlyACultest August 12, 2016

Ionia Michigan

Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.

Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"

Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."

by Yuki-is-teh-bestest January 22, 2009

The Italian Isonaltionalist

Someone who is born and raised in Italy and comes to USA to DOMNIATE THE NBA To win Multi Championships, Given to the likes of Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant, who has Multi titles unlike the Lebron "Akron Hammer" Loser James who has 0 and has been Dominated by The Italian Isolationist.

Way to go Colin but I hate the USC Love Fest, Real CFB is in THE SEC

Roll Tide Roll

The Italian Isonaltionalist

The Way Kobe Bryant Isolates himself from the opponent to do a jump back fade away and hit a 3 right in their face, or drive right up the middle to put it in someones face. Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant!

by JdPat04, from VleSports. RTR!! November 17, 2009