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Your ass is grass

Your precious buttocks has now become the center of a very farcical taunt. This phrase implies that "you are going down" in the near future. This phrase being said to you means that your inevitable fate is nearing. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.
"You fucked my wife enough times Todd, your ass is grass!"
by grassy ass lover 1234 December 28, 2016
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your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.
Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!
by anonymous January 29, 2005
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whose ass is it gonna be

"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.
Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used jokingly
Person 1: Someone leaked a major spoiler for a highly anticipated movie.
Person2: Whose ass is it gonna be?
by illuscribo September 11, 2018
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my ass is smelly

when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass
Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly
by showmanisbored January 17, 2021
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ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.
Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.
by Satan March 25, 2005
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Your ass is grass

1.You're dead fool.
2.You better watch it cuz you don't know who you are messing with.
Joe: You are a slut.
Stacey: Say it again and your ass is grass.
by rebel27 December 18, 2008
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my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb
by Man is man December 8, 2020
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