Irish Curse

The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.

"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.

by The other Theo February 9, 2004

The Irish Curse

A trait of the Irish heritage that causes people of Irish decent to have small unsatisfying penis'

Collin Casey: Dude i cant believe she rejected my D!
Mike: Sucks for you dude, why?
Collin Casey: She said my dick was too small.
Mike: Aw the Irish curse strikes again

by not irish June 10, 2009

Irish Curse

also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol

Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home

by Datamaster General February 20, 2004

Irish Curse

it is the curse in which some irish men often suffer after a night of good drinking, their inability to get an erection due to them being very intoxicated

in early howard stern days, he said he suffers from the irish curse, and he was referring to his penis looking small after nights of drinking because he was unable to get an erection, pay attention to what he actually is refering to.

also, colin farrel explains in a tv interview that after a night of excessive drinking he suffered from the irish curse when he took a girl home, he obviously didnt mean that he has a small penis. also, he was born and raised in ireland, so i think he would know about the history of this kind of things.

by loud,drunk,&proud to be irish July 11, 2006

Irish Curse

A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.

by Sean July 14, 2003